Look at you with your feet up on your desk! Could you possibly be any more adorable? I THINK NOT!
Congratulations on your beautiful, perfect, hands. Dem digits.
Fucking STOP. Just fucking stop.
“In my ready room” Fuck. You. Just fuck you. No, wait. Reverse that. Change it up.
How is this considered fair? You are not allowed to be this attractive when pissed off.
Christ on a Cracker. Just. Get out. Get the fuck out. I’m fucking done with you.
REASONS WHY FUCK YOU: